Well, one thing lead to another and we started touching each other, then kissing and then making love. No problem, we thought, because it was very cold, and our bodies would keep each other warm. But I only had one bed so we would have to share. When we finished eating, we decided to both go to bed. He gathered last bits of his energy and walked towards the voice. He said he really thought he was a dead man until he heard me calling my dog. The man calmed down and started thanking me. I poured both of us a glass of whiskey to calm down and then a bowl of stew I was preparing. The man was in shock but without injuries. I then helped the man get his jacket and boots off and sat him next to the fireplace. I closed the door with great difficulty because the wind was blowing so hard. I helped the man get inside the cabin and my dog ran in few seconds later. You couldn't see more than twenty feet and I didn't want to risk getting myself lost as well. When he came close enough, I ran to help him. Sure enough, the light started getting stronger and stronger until finally I could see a silhouette of a man holding a flashlight. I started calling for my dog, but I knew the lost person would hear me. Surely someone got lost and was now trying to find a way to safety. I went outside to call my dog when I barely saw a weak light coming from the woods. It was winter, but it wasn't too cold for a week and it was only lightly snowing when suddenly the wind started blowing and the snowing intensified. "Seventy years ago, there was a huge blizzard that came out of nowhere. They ask him "What is your secret?" and the old man tells them a story: He is active and healthy and has a body of a forty year old man.
When they go there they see he is chopping wood and carrying it all by himself.
There once was a man from nantucket spongebob tv#
The lady said, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."Ī TV crew decides to visit a hundred years old man living alone in a cabin in the woods How in Hell could I possibly hold you up against a wall and do that?" The biker said, "Holy smokes lady! I'm carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and ravish me?" The little old lady looked him over cautiously, and then said, "I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. The biker said, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane." We can take a shortcut down this alley and be there in no time". In the parking lot, he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost and asked if he could tell her the way to 1603 Mockingbird Lane. The feed store owner said, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?" "Hey, thanks!" said the biker, and out the door he went. He stopped at the feed store/ livestock dealer and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. On the way home, he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and an anvil. They couldn't do the work while he waited, and so, since he didn't live far from the shop, he decided to walk home. "Moishe, would you look who's trying to teach the Goldstein brothers about marketing?"Ī biker stopped by the local Harley shop to have his bike repaired.
The beggar with the Star of David listened to the Pope, smiled, turned to the beggar with the Cross and said: In fact, they would probably give more money to him just out of spite!" People aren't going to give you money if you sit there with a Star of David in front of you, especially when you're sitting beside a beggar who is holding a Cross. He felt sorry for him.įinally, the Pope approached the beggar with the Star of David and said: "My poor fellow, don't you understand? This is a Catholic country this city is the seat of Catholicism. He stopped to watch the throngs of people giving money to the beggar who held the Cross while none gave to the beggar holding the Star of David. Many people went by, looked at both beggars, but only put money into the hat of the beggar sitting behind the Cross. One had a Cross in front of him the other one was holding the Star of David.
Two beggars were sitting side by side on a street in Rome, Italy.
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